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Lessons Demotivational Poster


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


MANAGEMENT LESSON -




WHEN LIFE CLOSES THE WINDOW - Kick the f***ing door in




SOME THINGS -




PUPPY LEARNING PROCESS - I guess he won't be peeing against hydrants from now on!




Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lessons choice sayings mom
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.


LIFE LESSONS - If self-praise is the only praise you get Then it’s likely that it’s coming from a poor judge of character




life lessons -




EVEN SUPER HEROES - Start young and learn from their mistakes.




DEAR SON, - Son, one day you'll find yourself And when you do, promise me this: Promise me you'll grow.




DEVELOPMENT -




IT TURNED INTO A REAL -


TAGS: teaching life lessons
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 10, 2012, 9:43 pm
Awesome....5 tears and 5L's


The Ugly Truth -




NEW FRIENDS - "There was never a good war, or a bad peace." Benjamin Franklin




MISS BATTLEAXE THE PIANO TEACHER - STERN AND NO NONSENSE




Child's Logic -


TAGS: father son talk life lessons
Rating: 3.1/5

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MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:57 pm
Personally, I always wanted to be a set of traffic lights when I grew up. Too much fun screwing with the traffic!


2 RULES FOR ULTIMATE SUCCESS IN LIFE -


TAGS: success christopher walken lessons from the master
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zed - January 2, 2010, 4:04 am
Eh, needs more cowbell.
Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:49 pm
Heheh, nice one


Peace -


TAGS: life lessons calendar hiroshima peace park
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 20, 2014, 11:21 am

That goes without saying. 'Matrimonial Cochlear Atrophy' occurs instantaneously with, "I do."
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 10:11 pm
No, gone deaf
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:18 pm

Uhhhh...a slow learner?
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:15 pm

I was bruised from my left ear to a couple inches below my collarbone. I married him anyway. To this day, no one can walk up on him without getting a pretty violent reaction. Thankfully, I'm the only one he's ever grabbed.
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:13 pm

Moooo, I walked up behind my then boyfriend, who was standing on a moutain overlook, staring out at the trees, two-weeks after he got home. Startled him and he tried to kill me. He realized who I was just before he would have broken my neck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:43 pm
..throat and punching her in the face while asleep. His father in law didn't take it too well either. I'd doubt that story from some men, not this one. He's as gentle as they come.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:41 pm
One of my staff (also a good friend) was in the military for 20 years, before PTSD was understood many men dealt with it and suffered from it on their own. He suffered from terrible nightmares.....One of which led to him grabbing his wife by the ...
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 12:37 pm

My husbing broke my nose when we'd been married 2-weeks. Yes, purely accidental~~rolling around on our bed and he cracked me with his forearm. My size-20-shirt-wearin daddy was unamused at my 2 black eyes. Un-ameuuuuuuused.
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 11:57 am
I live in that little round thing up there. The Concertina wire helps.
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 11:57 am
Makes you a newlywed. The pugilism will abate some once you enhance yer vocabulary with words like ‘by golly, yer right’ and ‘whatever was I thinking’, but I’ve learned ‘………’ works best.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 11:30 am
I've been punched in the nose by my wife....what kind of man does that make me? 5L


LESSONS - t3 - 23y = x (71x -3y) x 1,022 = WHAT?!!


TAGS: math lessons what try what
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:59 pm
Nice one! 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:40 pm
5sincewhenthef***didnumbersappearinmathproblems for you zack
rerun - August 11, 2010, 7:39 pm

love this one


Road Rage -


TAGS: mord3kai always have to learn lessons the hard way
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:31 pm
C'mon mo***k ya remember...you were gonna impress me by popping your weenie..er..wheelie? I know I distinctively remember hearing SOMETHING pop...teehee.
M0rd3kaI - October 11, 2015, 4:21 pm
I don't think I have seen this one, which pic of me did you use? Can't remember where it is from?! But fekit that one is good! 5L


Life Lessons -


TAGS: children lessons teaching technique hands on
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:21 pm
Thanks Ug. But you are mistaken...it's a 3L less 30%. ;0
ughomer - February 21, 2014, 8:06 am
PRICELESS.


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lessons religion sayings
Rating: 4.81/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 3:30 pm
My family was very religious and I did a lot of praying! You better pray your father doesn't find out. You better pray that your mother doesn't catch you. You better pray your little brother didn't just hear you. And a lot of "if God wanted you to....
Sho - April 26, 2013, 2:50 pm
LOL


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: lessons are better learnt by doing
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - March 7, 2013, 8:03 pm
HA! Five second rule.
motifayk - February 1, 2013, 10:52 am
I often wonder after seeing a few things, how do people reach for the camera in situations like these?!
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:39 am
Sharing...with dig my dog as well.


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: lessons of life
Rating: 4.67/5

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CaptainBaked - March 18, 2011, 5:39 am
nice... 5 harsh truths
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
Most excellent bone. 5L


Things Mom Taught Me -




Found Another One -


TAGS: moms life lessons logic
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - June 19, 2013, 2:05 am
Could be! I never dared look her in the face as a child...teehee. Thanks for the read.
BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 5:04 pm
Let me see...mom's a blonde too.


Desperate Housewives -




Progression -


TAGS: oxford graduate real life lessons
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:02 pm
Woah, woah - dial it down a notch. Wouldn't want to get TOO demotivating here, now would we...


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